Bustin’ Bieber – (Meme)

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Comedy, Contests, Funny, Humor, Jokes, Justin Bieber, Laughter, Memes, Music, Puns, Singing, Songs

Justin time for… for… well, it’s always time to bash King Joffrey.

 

Hottest… Picture… Ever! – (Meme)

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Alcohol, Bars, Booze, Catholicism, Christianity, Comedy, Drinks, Funny, God, Hot, Humor, Jokes, Laughter, Legs, Liquor, Love, Memes, Nuns, Religion, Sex, Thighs

Bar Nun. Sounds like a candy bar name. Apparently it’s vanilla though, not chocolate….

 

The Tortoise and the Scare – (Meme)

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Accident, Animals, Comedy, Crash, Funny, Humor, Idioms, Jokes, Laughter, Memes, Puns, Terrapins, Tortoises, Trains, Trucks, Turtles

Truck was too slow. Now it’s a shell of it’s former self.

 

Small-Time Hitler – (Meme)

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Alcohol, Bartender, Beer, Booze, Comedy, Funny, Hitler, Humor, Jews, Jokes, Laughter, Letters, Liquor, Memes, Type, Typeface, Writing, WWII

Do letters even know if they’re under 21?

 

Arc-tickled – (Meme)

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Anthropology, Comedy, Eskimos, Fire, Funny, Heat, Humor, Idioms, Jokes, Kayaks, Lakes, Laughter, Memes, Native Americans, Oceans, Puns, Stoves, Water

Expensive stove there. Gotta make (eski) ‘mo money to pay for THAT.

 

Hot Humor – (Meme)

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Alcohol, Babes, Bar, Bra, Breasts, Comedy, Dyslexia, Funny, Hot, Humor, Jokes, Laughter, Love, Memes, romance, Romantic, Sex, Sexy, Women

But does he come… out?

 

Awful Irish Zoo – (Meme)

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Alcohol, Booze, Comedy, Dogs, Drunk, Funny, Humor, Irish, Jokes, Laughter, Memes, Party, Puppies, St. Patrick's Day, Zoo

Hope you got a refund. Or was it St. Patrick’s day and all the other animals were getting blotto at the pub?

 

 

Frog Bud – (Meme)

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Buds. Help, Comedy, Ecology, Flowers, Frogs, Funny, Humor, Jokes, Laughter, Memes, Nature

‘Cause if I hafta keep hangin’ out… I’m gonna croak!

 

Cuddly Overdose – (Meme)

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Cats, Comedy, Cute, Funny, Furry, Humor, Jokes, Kittens, Laughter, Memes, Sheep, Stuffed Animals

 

There’s mutton better than friendship. Wait. Jesus. You do know I mean the stuffed sheep and not the kitten, right? Just who do you think I am?? A Chinese restaurant???

 

Chuck Norris Light – (Meme)

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Chuck Norris, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Jokes, Laughter, Memes, Pussy, Speed of Light

So is aging. Because, after all, going at the speed of light prevents aging, right? And… Chuck Norris never ages?